Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.

Peter Schultz (via kohwala)


"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."
"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."
No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.

Dan Campbell   (via forlornes)